"I watch like Matt from Arctic Monkeys play [the drums] and I just feel embarrassed because I can’t like … do stuff." - Patrick Carney (x)
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep
I am so fucking glad that they didn’t force these two into a romantic relationship.
it’s even better when you remember, that every second they are not dying, she keeps trying to hook him up with any girl, she’s his wingwoman
She’s his Barney Stinson.
Haaaaaaaaaave you met Steve?
"Not this game again Tasha, we are not playing-"
"Haaaaaaavvve you met Steve?"